The online version of the Philadelphia Inquirer has a section called “Weird News,” which is a little weird in and of itself.
Among headlines like “Drunk tourist hospitalized trying to ride crocodile” and “Big Ben accused of urinating in public” (not the clock, I assume); “Australian bitten while trying to sit on crocodile” (why is the Inquirer so obsessed with crocodiles, and why do people want to sit on them in the first place?) and “Pa. dog trapped in hot car honks to alert owner” we find “Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston engaged.”
This isn’t really weird; it’s just the last act in the latest Palin drama. The weird part is that it means Sarah really thinks she’s qualified to be President.