I guess we know now why the Gores decided to separate so soon after buying that Montecito house – the massage therapist was about to tell all. And I mean all:
As I began to unpack my things in order to set up for the session, such as table linens and more, he began by dimming the lights way down to near darkness. I objected and told him to turn them up so I could see what I was doing, especially in setting up. Not infrequently, many people prefer lights dimmed for a massage or the room dimly lit but this was unrealistically dimmed. I prefer and insist on enough light to safely determine any skin integrity, bruising or varicosity issues on my clients before massaging a potentially afflicted area and working in too dark of a room makes me sleepy anyway. Besides the hazards of tripping on items unseen on the floor in often cramped hotel rooms cluttered with clients’ personal belongings…
-from the Portland Police report, 12/15/06
And it goes on like this for 73 pages, and no, I haven’t read them all (yet). If she’s lying, which is hard to believe, given the detail, she has quite a career ahead of her as a novelist.
Do you think this means he lied to us about global warming too?