In response to popular demand (with credit to Cheaper by the Dozen, remembered, probably not totally accurately, decades later)
(in case you’re wondering why you’ve never seen anyone who looks quite like this, she’s a “generic female face,” made from 64 real female faces)
(sorry about the armpit)
(He’s some guy, except for the slight problem of the attenuated left bicep and the quite problematic generic female face – oh, and the hair)
Back (here you have to sort of drape the towel over your shoulder, and reach around with the other hand, kind of like a therapy exercise for frozen shoulder, which will present a problem here if you have it):
And now, thank god, you’re done. And maybe dry as well.