Relapse

You know when you have the flu and you go back to work and it just doesn’t work out? You’re exhausted and you can’t think and and you just have to go back home again?

My poor computer was so sick it lost its voice, and had to go back to the hospital. But now it doesn’t seem tired, it’s thinking, and talking, and I’m so relieved I’m watching all the YouTube videos I created all over again.

While I was there I was watching the computer doctor (they let me in the operating room!) clean out some poor schmuck’s infections – he had over a thousand. All those frightening little red shields marching across the screen, taking over, giving you the pernicious choice of buying their software, which is malware, or “leaving your computer unprotected.”

It’s like if you ran into Bernie Madoff and he warned you about con men taking all your savings away.

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